wake up your windows

go triforce go

2008-03-31T09:47:03Z

this is where i spent my spring break. party central right here.

and this is what i have to show for it. a nerd quilt!

it was my first quilt ever and it took a stupidly long time to make, but i found the entire process pretty relaxing and fun and rewarding. wait no. cutting out hundreds of squares by hand sucked...everything else was okay.

i also acquired five more cardigans (thanks mom!) so this break was REALLY A SUCCESS.

letmepunchyou @ 2008-03-01T01:25:00

2008-03-01T09:26:40Z

this morning i successfully ironed my shirt with my flat iron.
and then i thought: it's great to be alive!

letmepunchyou @ 2006-08-12T21:30:00

2006-08-13T06:31:05Z

today, after watching on the line (a quality film, the dialogue and lance bass's performance are incredible!), i started longing for chicago and last summer in general. i looked through my photos and discovered that while on the train, i had sat in front of john darnielle's long-lost older brother. or daddy. i don't know. the man's no lance bass, BUT I CAN'T COMPLAIN.

i see the resemblance, and i can almost hear his nasally whine.

dear lord this has been the least productive summer ever. i leave for seattle and alaska this wednesday...let's hope i don't overdose on salmon or get raped on the ship.

if you find yourself caught in love

2006-03-21T20:54:22Z

these pictures are shitty. belle and sebastian, however, are not.

in other news, the books are amazing. this post, however, is not.

ughhsdf

2005-11-25T19:33:33Z

"motherless bastard" by the books makes me want to stab myself in the face. it is that beautiful.

i accidentally deleted my previous entry, the one from august about chicago and sweet haley joel osment. oops.

bye.

letmepunchyou @ 2005-08-18T00:52:00

2005-08-18T06:16:32Z

paulina wanted to hold my hand all day.

i had two near-death experiences today on the crime-ridden streetz of chicago. but then a precious homeless man with sweet bucket drums said, "you go, girl!" and everything was fine again.

and what do you think they dream of? u-n-c-o-n-d-i-t-i-o-n-a-l l-o-v-e.

2005-06-03T04:23:55Z

my name is ~~tristan~~ emily, and I'M ALIVE.

best. picture. EVER. "dude janelle, you look like the dad from selena!"

that's one hot motorcycle purse.

i'm happy. the schoolyear is almost over, and soon summer will be here. i'm pretty convinced that i'm going to have the best summer vacation ever. silkscreening silkscreening silkscreening, florida and the caribbeans with the family, and visiting chicago and the bff by myself. finally, p. finally.

see you guys next month.

letmepunchyou @ 2005-04-02T23:52:00

2005-04-03T04:41:01Z

dancing is lame, anyway.

second place went to liz!

holy wow. so today was the write-off at mira costa. liz and i were in the critical review category. we listened to a sucky "metalcore" band play for 45 minutes, and after the performance, we asked questions. this one girl from narbonne was extremely intimidating- all her questions were professional and important while ours were stupid and unnecessary ("what? your feet are size 16?"). i wrote a vicious review. they were nice kids...it was just their music that sucked.

do you want to hear the sad part? this is the first trophy i've ever received. hooray for uneventful childhoods! </center>

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oh well. sorry. bye.

wait. i'm starting to get sick of playing solitaire. ok bye.

letmepunchyou @ 2005-02-13T20:32:00

2005-02-14T04:49:57Z

i have a mandolin

i play it all night long

it makes me want to kill myself!

february 7-13. and my mother thinks i don't do anything productive.

as you can see from my poor excuse for an emotional outlet, i had the best week ever. last week was pretty frustrating, too. i don't know. i just come home everyday, and i feel restless and unhappy. i have no reason to be sad, though. this has been going on for a while. I DON'T KNOW. PERHAPS I FEEL THIS WAY BECAUSE MY YOUTH IS SLOWLY SLIPPING AWAY AND I FEEL LIKE I'VE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING? perhaps.

well.

i like my new english teacher. she's hip. mr. marineau retired at the end of the semester, sold his house, bought a boat, and is now sailing around the world.*

if i'm not one of the two entertainment editors next year, i will scream. then maybe quit newspaper, just to show them how immature and upset i am. whatevarz, i'm pretty certain i'll get the position. wow, that wasn't cocky at all.

hooray for teenage angst!

hooray for vacuous updates!

*probably untrue

OH. PS. I NEED BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS, GO! thanks!

new layouts are exciting

2004-12-29T09:50:22Z

HOLY HELL.

thank you, miss w. thoughtfulness pwnz.

today was a productive day, even though i woke up at around 1 pm.

i went to the library.
i went to longs.
i went to the post office. (I FINALLY SENT IT.)
i watched the life aquatic again.
i started my book.

what an exciting update.

LOOKING FOR LOVE???

2004-11-13T07:36:16Z

hello friend,

looking for love? my friend stacey is searching for her mr. right (even though she already has a boyfriend? david? i don't know). she is a fun girl from california who likes music (mostly hardcore), libraries, ceramics, and burritos. stacey is looking for a sensitive guy who can help nurture her softer side...you know the effects of hardcore music. she is very generous, and will buy you cookies if you ask her to. always in a good mood, stacey will put a smile on your sad, emo face. oh, and she smells good, too. contact stacey today!

HAHAHASDLKFFFFFFFFFFF. UM YES. THIS IS WHAT I DID TONIGHT. SHUT UP, I'M PROUD OF MY WORK. STACEY LIKES IT, TOO. I THINK THE COLORS LOOK REALLY NICE TOGETHER.

this week has been weird.

letmepunchyou @ 2004-10-10T20:14:00

2004-10-11T03:16:22Z

unintentional comedy pwnz.

don't ask me how i ended up watching "mister venezuela" on the spanish channel this afternoon. i don't know; it just happened.

mr. amazonas, the guy on the far right, won. i was actually disappointed. i know you care.

in other news, I'M FAILING MATH!!1235!!

letmepunchyou @ 2004-09-14T18:35:00

2004-09-15T01:38:52Z

FOR LIFE. ROFLCOPTER!!1!

dear paulina. happy birthday to us. i love you so much, bfffffffff. seriously. ilu.
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in other news, today was pretty tiring/lame. suck.
i hate school. no. you don't understand. i really HATE school.
i just went downstairs and my dad was like, "hey emily. i was thinking...you should be a radiologist like your cousin!" hahano. sorry, dad.

edit.
eyee lo hveey oo: i have like
eyee lo hveey oo: 10 hours of psych homework left
eyee lo hveey oo: holllyyyy shit
i is radd: i have so much crap to do
eyee lo hveey oo: i wasted so much time online
eyee lo hveey oo: looking at dogs
eyee lo hveey oo: i cannot believe i did that
i is radd: HAHAHAHAHAHA
i is radd: UM
i is radd: MICHELLE
i is radd: THAT JUST MADE MY DAY

i'm serious today.

2004-08-11T21:28:11Z

daniel (fershizzle) and i had a short but very interesting and intellectually stimulating conversation this morning.

we talked about politics, moral issues, the economy, etc. you know, things kids these days should give a rat's ass about.

HamiltonSwan9: TREMENDOUS.
HamiltonSwan9: there we go
i is radd: I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE.
HamiltonSwan9: IT'S OKAY. JUST BE INCREDULOUS ABOUT WHATEVER
i is radd: LOL OK
HamiltonSwan9: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER.
i is radd: WAIT
i is radd: DID FABIO DO THOSE COMMERCIALS?
HamiltonSwan9: YEAH
i is radd: OH
i is radd: DIDN'T HE ALSO DO FURNITURE COMMERCIALS?
HamiltonSwan9: I DON'T KNOW. BUT I REMEMBER WHEN A BIRD FLEW AND HIT HIM IN THE NOSE WHILE HE WAS ON A ROLLERCOASTER!
i is radd: WTF
i is radd: I DON"T REMEMBER THAT
i is radd: HAHAHA
HamiltonSwan9: LET ME FIND A STORY ABOUT IT
HamiltonSwan9: http://www.ultimaterollercoaster.com/news/archives/april99/stories/040199_01.shtml
HamiltonSwan9: !!!
i is radd: ale: tell your friend thanks a million times over for me
i is radd: he says thanks
i is radd: HAHAHAHAHA
HamiltonSwan9: he's welcome
i is radd: this is comedy
HamiltonSwan9: WRONG
HamiltonSwan9: THIS IS COMEDY
HamiltonSwan9: or aren't we doing that anymore
i is radd: OH
HamiltonSwan9: i can stop
i is radd: I FORGOT
i is radd: NO
i is radd: I LIKE CAPS
HamiltonSwan9: I LIKE CAPS, TOO
i is radd: WOWOWOW
HamiltonSwan9: I KNOW
HamiltonSwan9: ON SECOND THOUGHT
HamiltonSwan9: I WISH I HAD FOUND A FUNNIER HAT
i is radd: YEAH
i is radd: THAT WAS OK
i is radd: BUT YOU COULD'VE DONE BETTER
i is radd: SRRY
HamiltonSwan9: IT WAS JUST ONE OF THE FIRST ONES THAT POPPED UP
HamiltonSwan9: AND I WANTED TO DO THE JOKE WHILE IT WAS STILL RELEVANT
i is radd: HAHA
HamiltonSwan9: IF I HAD WAITED ANY LONGER, I WOULD HAVE FELT LIKE EMINEM STILL MAKING FUN OF BOY BANDS EVEN WHEN THEY AREN'T IMPORTANT OR RELEVANT AT ALL
i is radd: HE'S STILL MAKING FUN OF BOY BANDS?
HamiltonSwan9: I THINK SO
HamiltonSwan9: AND QUEERS
HamiltonSwan9: AND MOBY
i is radd: HAHA OF COURSE MOBY
HamiltonSwan9: LITTLE BALD VEGETARIAN ELECTRONICA MUSICIANS ARE A THREAT! DIE DIE!
i is radd: I GUESS HE'S JUST AN ANGRY MAN.
HamiltonSwan9: IT'S BECAUSE HE GREW UP IN DETROIT. IF YOU LIVE IN DETROIT, YOU AUTOMATICALLY TURN OUT TO BE AN ASSHOLE
i is radd: OH I C
HamiltonSwan9: HE'S LED A HARD LIFE
HamiltonSwan9: WHICH IS DEMONSTRATED BY THE ACCLAIMED FILM 8 MILE WHICH IS OF COURSE NOTHING LIKE EMINEM'S REAL LIFE AND PROVES WHY HE'S SUCH A GREAT ACTOR!
i is radd: YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED IT?
HamiltonSwan9: YES
HamiltonSwan9: IT WAS PRETTY BANGIN'
i is radd: WOW
i is radd: I MISSED OUT
HamiltonSwan9: HECK YES YOU DID
HamiltonSwan9: IN FACT
HamiltonSwan9: I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH A PERSON WHO HASN'T HAD A CHANCE TO APPRECIATE THE TRANSCENDANT BEAUTY OF TRAILER TRASH KIM BASINGER AND EMINEM DISPLAYING HIS ACTING CHOPS BY PLAYING A WHITE RAPPER FROM DETROIT
i is radd: OMFG
i is radd: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
HamiltonSwan9: I'M SAYING THAT I JUST DON'T IF IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT
i is radd: OH NOEZ!
i is radd: QUICK LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT
HamiltonSwan9: breaking character for a second, oh noez? haha, haven't heard that one before
HamiltonSwan9: NO, I'LL NEVER FORGET
i is radd: hahah i think jeff k said it
i is radd: on somethingawful.com
HamiltonSwan9: THIS IS LIKE A SLAP TO THE FACE. THIS DEFIES EVERYTHING I STAND FOR
HamiltonSwan9: AS A HUMAN BEING
i is radd: CHANGING THE SUBJECT...
HamiltonSwan9: WHATEVER. YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE
i is radd: UMMMm
i is radd: DOOM 3
i is radd: HOW FAR ARE YOU?
HamiltonSwan9: I HAVEN'T PLAYED SINCE LAST WEEK
HamiltonSwan9: IT'S AT MY OTHER HOUSE
HamiltonSwan9: I'M AT THAT PART WHERE I SHOOT THE SCARY ZOMBIE LIKE THINGS
i is radd: DON'T LET YOUR MOTHER SEE IT
HamiltonSwan9: YOU KNOW THAT PART?
i is radd: HAAHAHA THAT'S THE WHOLE THING
HamiltonSwan9: LOLZ
i is radd: ARE YOU SKILLED AT FLASHLIGHT SWITCHING YET?
HamiltonSwan9: SHIT YEAH
i is radd: OMGGGG
HamiltonSwan9: I SHOOT EVERYBODY
i is radd: AND DOWNLODE THEIR PAD?
i is radd: OOPZ PDA?
HamiltonSwan9: WHEN I FIND DYING COMRADES, I SHOOT THEM AND WATCH THEIR BODIES EXPLODE
HamiltonSwan9: YES
HamiltonSwan9: I STEAL THEIR SHIT
i is radd: HEARTLESS MONSTER.
HamiltonSwan9: THERE IS NO FEELING IN WAR
HamiltonSwan9: ESPECIALLY WAR ON MARS
HamiltonSwan9: MARS WARFARE IS STONE COLD
i is radd: DO U HAVE NIGHTMARES?
HamiltonSwan9: I DON'T SLEEP
i is radd: OH
HamiltonSwan9: ALL I DO IS KILL DEMONS AND WORK OUT
i is radd: HAHAHA
i is radd: MY BROTHER IS TOO SCARED TO PLAY TOO LONG
i is radd: 40 MINUTES MAX
HamiltonSwan9: YOUNG REPUBLICANS ARE TYPICALLY LIKE THAT
i is radd: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
i is radd: BURNNNNNNNNNNNNN
HamiltonSwan9: THE FIRE IS RAGING
i is radd: WOW U AREN'T SCARED AT ALL?
i is radd: I THINK IT'S PRETTY SCARY
HamiltonSwan9: YEAH, IT IS SCARY
HamiltonSwan9: BUT I'M BADASS, SO I GET THROUGH IT OKAY
i is radd: OH I C
HamiltonSwan9: YEAH
HamiltonSwan9: SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST BORN WITH "IT"
HamiltonSwan9: I WAS
i is radd: WOWOW
HamiltonSwan9: I THINK WAS INJECTED WITH SOMETHING WHILE IN THE WOMB
HamiltonSwan9: TO TURN ME INTO A TRUE VIDEOGAME KILLING MACHINE
i is radd: LUCKY!
HamiltonSwan9: MY BLOOD IS GATORADE
i is radd: NO
HamiltonSwan9: TO KEEP ME AT MY MOST AT ALL TIMES
i is radd: THEN THAT WOULD MAKE YOU SPORTY
HamiltonSwan9: WELL, LIKE I SAID, WHEN I'M NOT KILLING DEMONS, I'M WORKING OUT
i is radd: OH YEAH
i is radd: LOL I FORGOTTED
HamiltonSwan9: U SUCK AT MEMORY
HamiltonSwan9: IT'S OKAY
HamiltonSwan9: THOUGH
HamiltonSwan9: I FORGIVE YOU
i is radd: THANKS
HamiltonSwan9: YOU SPELLED "THX" WRONG
i is radd: OH
i is radd: OOPZ
i is radd: THZX
HamiltonSwan9: LOLZ, GET A DICTIONARY
i is radd: OOPZ
i is radd: THX
i is radd: OMG
i is radd: DO U PLAY IN THAT THING WHERE YOU TRY TO SHOOT OTHER PLAYERS?
HamiltonSwan9: WAT?
HamiltonSwan9: DEUX PLAYER
i is radd: IT'S LIKE ROCKET ARENA OR SOMETHING
i is radd: LYK. NOT THE REAL GAME.
HamiltonSwan9: I HAVEN'T YET, BUT I'M SURE IT'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE QUAKE 3 WHERE YOU RUN AROUND AND TRY TO KILL PEOPLE
i is radd: TTLLY DIFFRNT
i is radd: U SHULD PLAY
HamiltonSwan9: I IMAGINE SO
i is radd: IT LOOKS FUN
HamiltonSwan9: I BET YOU LIKE 28 CENTS IT PWNZ SOULS
i is radd: IT DOES
i is radd: BUT I'M NOT GIVING YOU 28 CENTZ
HamiltonSwan9: FUCKDAMN
i is radd: LOLOL
i is radd: WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOPE
HamiltonSwan9: LOL
HamiltonSwan9: SOPE DOESN'T TASTE VERY GOOD
HamiltonSwan9: THAT'S A TRICK
HamiltonSwan9: LOL YOU TRICK ME
i is radd: LOLDUH
i is radd: LOLOL I DUN THINK I SHOULD TALK LYK THIS NEMORE
i is radd: SCHOOL IS STARTING SOON
i is radd: BUT ITZ SO FUN
HamiltonSwan9: SCHOOLZ IS FOR FOOLZ
i is radd: SCHOOL ROOLZ
HamiltonSwan9: SCHOOL DROOLZ
i is radd: OMG
i is radd: HAVE U EVER PLAYED PSYCHO BABBLE?
i is radd: IT'S SO FUN OMG
HamiltonSwan9: I THOUGHT WE WERE
HamiltonSwan9: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HamiltonSwan9: EH
HamiltonSwan9: NO I HAV NOT
i is radd: YOU THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL?
i is radd: WELL
i is radd: I AM GOOD AT CHANGING SUBJECTS
i is radd: U SHULD PLAY IT SOMETIME
HamiltonSwan9: I LIKE THE KIND OF SCHOOL WHERE THE BASKETBALL PLAYER IS ALL LIKE, "OMG, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I AM SO GOOD AND YOU ARE SO NOT!"
HamiltonSwan9: I WILL TRY TO DO THAT SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE
i is radd: OMG WUT
i is radd: I DUN GET THAT JOAK
HamiltonSwan9: IT'S NOT A JOKE
HamiltonSwan9: JOAK
i is radd: HAHAHA
HamiltonSwan9: YOU KNOW WHERE BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE LIKE "DUDE, BROHAM, YOU SUCK." AND THEY TRASHTALK EACHOTHER IN THEIR ST00PID FACEZ
HamiltonSwan9: AND THEY'RE LIKE, RIGHT BEFORE A TIGHT DRIVE TO THE H0LE, "IMA TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL, ROOKIE!"
i is radd: I DUN KEEP UP WIT THE BALLERZ AT MY SCHOOL
i is radd: NAW
HamiltonSwan9: WELL, U SHUD CHECK IT OUT SOME TIME
i is radd: MAYB
HamiltonSwan9: IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT
i is radd: OUR BBALL TEAM IS WEIRD
HamiltonSwan9: BASKETBALL SUCKS
HamiltonSwan9: I JUST LIKE WHEN THEY TRASH TALK
HamiltonSwan9: IT MAKES ME FEEL COOL JUST TO HEAR IT
i is radd: WOWOW
i is radd: OMG THE LAKERZ R SO SCREWED
HamiltonSwan9: I ALSO THINK THIS IS THE BEST CONVERSATION TO EVER EXIST EVER AND SHOULD BE POSTED FOR EVERYONE TO SEE
i is radd: IT WILL BE AN INTERSTING SEASUN
i is radd: HAHAHAAHA
i is radd: OMG
HamiltonSwan9: WE ARE TAKING THEM TO SCHOOL JUST LIKE HARDCORE BASKETBALL PLAYERS TAKING ROOKIES TO SCHOOL
i is radd: IT'Z TOO LONG
HamiltonSwan9: NO SUCH THING
i is radd: NO ONE WILL RED IT
i is radd: PEOPLE ON LJ LYK PICTURZ OF OTHER PPLZ FACEZ.
i is radd: NOT TEXT
HamiltonSwan9: I WILL DRAW SOME PICTURES TO ACCOMPANY THIS FABULOUS CONVO
i is radd: HAHAHAHA
HamiltonSwan9: YOU POST IT AND I WILL FOLLOW UP LATER WITH PICTURES
HamiltonSwan9: OR WAIT
HamiltonSwan9: AND LET ME DRAW SOME
HamiltonSwan9: THEN POST IT
i is radd: OMG
HamiltonSwan9: BECAUSE THIS IS TOO GOOD NOT TO BE ENJOIED
i is radd: U MEAN ON PHOTOSHOP?
HamiltonSwan9: BY EVERYONE
i is radd: BCUZ THOZE R GOOD
HamiltonSwan9: NO, SILLY, PHOTOSHOP IS FOR ROOKIES
HamiltonSwan9: I'M USING PAINT
i is radd: NO NO
i is radd: THE ONE WITH YO FREND BEN AND DESMOND
HamiltonSwan9: OKAY FINE
i is radd: WAS THAT FOTOSHOP?
HamiltonSwan9: YES
HamiltonSwan9: I WILL DRAW DOOM 3 AND BBALL PLAYERS TAKING ROOKIES TO SCHOOL
i is radd: LOLOLOL
i is radd: DUN FORGET 7 MILE
i is radd: OH NOEZ
i is radd: WAIT
i is radd: FORGET THAT
HamiltonSwan9: HAHA
HamiltonSwan9: I THOUGHT YOU FORGOT ABOUT FORGETTING
i is radd: LOLOL IM CONFUZED NOW
i is radd: WHY U GOTTA DO THAT TO ME?
HamiltonSwan9: LOLZ I JUST PLAYIN'
i is radd: OKAYZ
i is radd: BE SURE 2 DRAW THE FLASHLITE SWITCHING ACSHUN
i is radd: AND THE BABY DEMONZ
HamiltonSwan9: WILL DO
HamiltonSwan9: ITS ON THE LIST
HamiltonSwan9: I AM DOING THE BASKETBALL ONE NOW
i is radd: THOSE WERE SCRY
i is radd: AND I WENT
i is radd: AHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHH
HamiltonSwan9: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
HamiltonSwan9: ME TOO
i is radd: WOWOW
HamiltonSwan9: I KNOW
i is radd: U GOT SKILLS
HamiltonSwan9: I KNOW
HamiltonSwan9: THATS WHAT MAKES ME SWEET
i is radd: OMG
i is radd: REMEMBER THE PART IN NAPOLEUN DYNANANMITE
i is radd: WHERE
i is radd: KIP RUNZ OVER THE TUPPERWARE WITH HIS VAN?
i is radd: OMGOMGOMG
HamiltonSwan9: BEST PART EVER
i is radd: I DYED LAUGING
HamiltonSwan9: I WAS LIKE, "OMG KIP! YOU DON'T GOT TUPPERWARE SELL SKILLS!"
i is radd: LOLOL
i is radd: HE JUST DROVE AWAYZ
HamiltonSwan9: I KNOW
HamiltonSwan9: TIGHT
i is radd: I LOVED THAT PART
HamiltonSwan9: MY FAVORITE PART
i is radd: THATZ THE ONLY PART I REMEMBER CLEARLY
HamiltonSwan9: U SUCK AT MEMORY YET AGAIN
i is radd: LOL SHUT UP
i is radd: I REMEMEMBER A LOT OF THINGS
HamiltonSwan9: LOLZ I KNOW
i is radd: LYK I RMEEMBER PPL FROM MY ELEMNTARY SCHOOL
i is radd: AND THEY DON'T REMEMBER ME
i is radd: AND IT"S LYK
i is radd: WTF, MAN
i is radd: I GAVE YOU FREE COOKIEZ
HamiltonSwan9: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
HamiltonSwan9: COOKIES?
i is radd: LOL
i is radd: WHEN I WORKED IN THE CAFETERIA
HamiltonSwan9: I DONT KNOW WOT U MEAN
i is radd: WE WOULD GET FREE ICE CREAM BARS AND STUFF AFTER WE WERE DONE HELPING
i is radd: AND I GAVE THEM TO PEOPLE
HamiltonSwan9: WE WENT TO THE SAME ELEMNTRY SCHOOL?
i is radd: NO SLLY.
HamiltonSwan9: OH
i is radd: BRUSH UP ON YER REDING SKILLZ
HamiltonSwan9: YOU SAID YOU GAVE ME FREE COOKIEZ
HamiltonSwan9: I KNOW WHAT I SAW AND I WILL NOT DENY IT
i is radd: LOLOLOL
i is radd: I LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIEZ
HamiltonSwan9: OATMEAL ARE MY FAVORITEZ
i is radd: AND CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
i is radd: WHERE THE HOLE COOKIE IS BLAK!!
i is radd: EW OATMEAL
HamiltonSwan9: DONT DISS OATMEAL FOOLZ
i is radd: OLD LADYS EAT OATMEAL COOKIEZ
HamiltonSwan9: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH OATMEAL, U GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME
HamiltonSwan9: LOLZ I JUST KIDDIN
i is radd: THEY ALSO EAT PROONES
i is radd: BUT I LYK PROONES
HamiltonSwan9: PROONES ARE LIKE GIANT RAISINS
i is radd: LOL PHEW I WUZ SCARED!
i is radd: I LUV PROONES!
HamiltonSwan9: COOL
i is radd: BUT U SHOULDN'T EAT MORE THAN 4 A DAY
PART EDITED
HamiltonSwan9: LOLZ
HamiltonSwan9: I DRAW THAT TOO
HamiltonSwan9: LOLZ JUST KIDDING
i is radd: HAHAHAHA
i is radd: HOWZ IT COMING ALONG?
HamiltonSwan9: SLOWLY BUT SURELY
HamiltonSwan9: I AM LIKE HALF DONE WITH THE BASKETBALL ONE
i is radd: KOOL
i is radd: AIDDDDDD
HamiltonSwan9: OKAY
HamiltonSwan9: I FINISHED THE BASKETBALL ONE
i is radd: LETSSEEIT
HamiltonSwan9: LET ME UPLOAD IT
i is radd: I CANT WAIT
i is radd: HURRY
HamiltonSwan9: I AM
HamiltonSwan9: I RUN TO MY WEBSITE
i is radd: FASTER
HamiltonSwan9: OKAY
HamiltonSwan9: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/maxfischerra/BASKETBALL.jpg
i is radd: HAHAHAHAHAHA
i is radd: I LIKE THE GUY ON THE LEFT
HamiltonSwan9: I KNOW
HamiltonSwan9: HE RULES
i is radd: HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S PETTING A DOG OR SOMETHING
HamiltonSwan9: HAHA
i is radd: OMG WAS THAT FROM YOUR YEARBOOK?
HamiltonSwan9: NO
HamiltonSwan9: I FOUND IT
i is radd: OH
HamiltonSwan9: ON THA NET
i is radd: I SERIOUSLY LOLED WHEN I SAW IT
HamiltonSwan9: I LOL MYSELF TO SLEEP THINKING ABOUT IT
i is radd: HAHAHA
HamiltonSwan9: I AM DOING DOOM 3 NOW
i is radd: OHH SCARY SCARY!
i is radd: OMG DO YOU WATCH SOUTHPARK?
i is radd: ITZ FUNNY
HamiltonSwan9: YES
i is radd: THAT WUZ TOTALLY A CARTMAN LINE
HamiltonSwan9: WHAT WAS
i is radd: OOH SCARY SCARY
HamiltonSwan9: YES
i is radd: IN THE CASA BONITA EPISODE
HamiltonSwan9: CASA BONITA
i is radd: LOLOLOL IT WUS SO FUNNY
HamiltonSwan9: BUTTERS
i is radd: OMG
i is radd: OMGOMGOMG
i is radd: I LUV BUTTERS
i is radd: SERIOUSLY
i is radd: HE IS JUST SO PATHETIC AND CUTE AND AWWWW
HamiltonSwan9: HAHA
i is radd: I LUV HIM
i is radd: OMG
i is radd: THE AWESOME-O EPISODE
HamiltonSwan9: YES
i is radd: AWWWWWWWWWW
HamiltonSwan9: ME AND MY ROBOT FRIEND
i is radd: OMG AND HIS CHICAGO BEDTIME SONG
i is radd: SO CUTE
i is radd: "NOW ENDING FART SEQUENCE"
i is radd: LOLOLOL
HamiltonSwan9: ADAM SANDLER GETS STRANDED ON AN ISLAND AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH A COCONUT
i is radd: HAHAHA
i is radd: THERE WAS ALSO ONE ABOUT HIM FALLING IN LOVE WITH A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
i is radd: I THINK
HamiltonSwan9: SWEET
i is radd: LOLOL
HamiltonSwan9: I AM ALMOST DONE WITH THE DOOM 3 ONE
i is radd: YAYAYAYAY
HamiltonSwan9: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/maxfischerra/DOOM3.jpg
HamiltonSwan9: LOL
HamiltonSwan9: OK
HamiltonSwan9: THIS IS READY FOR POSTING
i is radd: LOLOLOL
i is radd: THE FLASHLITE!
HamiltonSwan9: I KNOW
i is radd: IT DUZNT LOOK LIKE A FLASHLITE
HamiltonSwan9: THATS HOW IT LOOKED IN THE SCREENSHOT
i is radd: IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAN STABBY THING!
HamiltonSwan9: LET ME ADD SOMETHIGN
i is radd: OKAYZ
HamiltonSwan9: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/maxfischerra/DOOM3NUMBER2.jpg
HamiltonSwan9: NOW IT IS READY FOR POSTING
i is radd: HAHAHA
i is radd: R U POSTING THIS OR AM I?
HamiltonSwan9: U AR
HamiltonSwan9: E
HamiltonSwan9: BECAUSE YOUR ENTRIES ARE OPEN TO EVERYBODY AND THIS MIGHT BE APPRECIATED MORE
i is radd: D00D
i is radd: I CUD TTLLY MAKE IT FRENZ ONLY
HamiltonSwan9: U COULD
HamiltonSwan9: BUT YOU WONT
i is radd: HOW D U NO?
HamiltonSwan9: I KNOW DEES THINGS
HamiltonSwan9: LOL
HamiltonSwan9: COME ON
HamiltonSwan9: YOU KNOW I KNOW
HamiltonSwan9: LOLZ
i is radd: LOLOL PHYSIC!
i is radd: LOLOLOL
HamiltonSwan9: LOL
i is radd: BUT THIS CONVERSATION IS SO LONG OMG
HamiltonSwan9: LOL, THAT IS THE READERS FAULT
HamiltonSwan9: THEY SHOULD HAVE GOT IN ON THIS ACITON SOONER
i is radd: WUT IF WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING BRILLIANT AFTER I POST THIS?
HamiltonSwan9: WE CAN DO A FOLLOWUP
HamiltonSwan9: THEN MORE FOLLOWUPS AND EVENTUALLY TURN IT INTO A BOOK AND SELL A TRILLION COPIES
i is radd: OMG YES
i is radd: WE'LL BE TRILLIONAREZ
HamiltonSwan9: WELL
HamiltonSwan9: ACTUALLY
HamiltonSwan9: YES
HamiltonSwan9: TRILLIONAREZ
i is radd: OMG
HamiltonSwan9: NEVERMIND
HamiltonSwan9: LOL
i is radd: DUN THINK ABOUT STEALING THE MONEY
HamiltonSwan9: DAM, U FOILED MY PLANS
i is radd: WE'RE SPLITTING IT HALF HALF
HamiltonSwan9: LOL!
i is radd: EVEN THOUGH YOU DO MORE
HamiltonSwan9: ITS OKAY
HamiltonSwan9: I DUN MIND
i is radd: THANKZ
i is radd: OOPZ
i is radd: THX
HamiltonSwan9: YEAH
HamiltonSwan9: THAS RIGHT
i is radd: WELL I CANT POST IT NOW
HamiltonSwan9: OMGWHY
i is radd: THIS CONVERSATION IS TOO GOOD TO STOP
HamiltonSwan9: YES
HamiltonSwan9: WE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL WE CAN CONTINUE NO FARTHER
HamiltonSwan9: THEN U POST
HamiltonSwan9: I AM GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK....BRB!!1
i is radd: OMG DONT LEAVE
i is radd: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
i is radd: OMG
i is radd: I AM SAD
HamiltonSwan9: BACK!
i is radd: SO FAST!
i is radd: I WUZ JUST ABOUT TO SLIT MY RISTS
HamiltonSwan9: JUST A SHORT WALK AWAY
HamiltonSwan9: LOL
i is radd: LOL I HAVE TO GO DOWNSTAIRS TO GET A DRINK
i is radd: OMG
i is radd: I HAVEN'T HAD LUNCH YET
HamiltonSwan9: I AM POOR AND ONLY HAVE A ONE STORY HOUSE
HamiltonSwan9: NEITHER HAVE I
HamiltonSwan9: THATS WHY I GOT CHIPS TOO
i is radd: OMG
i is radd: I WANT WATERMELON
HamiltonSwan9: WATERMELON IS SCRUMPTOUS
i is radd: I LUV WATERMELON
i is radd: MAYBE MORE THAN I LUV BUTTERS
HamiltonSwan9: DO U <3 IT?
i is radd: OMG
i is radd: I HART IT SO MUCH!
i is radd: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
i is radd: AND I JUST DID THOSE BY HAND
i is radd: TO SHOW HOW MUCH I HART IT
HamiltonSwan9: THAT IS A LOT OF <3S
i is radd: NO COPYING AND PASTING FOR ME
HamiltonSwan9: IMPRESSIVE
i is radd: I KNOW!
HamiltonSwan9: MY MOM JUST CALLED
i is radd: OOOH
i is radd: ARE U IN TROUBLE?
HamiltonSwan9: I HAVE TO CLEAN MY ROOM
i is radd: OH NOEZ
HamiltonSwan9: I KNOW
i is radd: DO IT L8ER
HamiltonSwan9: I AM PLANNING ON IT
i is radd: GUD!
i is radd: OR ELSE I WOULD SLTI MY RISTS
HamiltonSwan9: THAT WOULD BE BAD
i is radd: OH YES
HamiltonSwan9: I THINK THAT WE SHOULD POST THIS NOW
HamiltonSwan9: THEN DO A ROUND 2 LATER
i is radd: HAHAHA
HamiltonSwan9: BECAUSE ITS GETTING LONG
i is radd: ITZ WAY 2 LONG
i is radd: NOBODY IN THER RIGHT MIND WOULD READ THIS
i is radd: OMG
i is radd: READER
i is radd: IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE
i is radd: IM ME WITH THIS CODE
i is radd: 24309423098234092348253097270230325890
i is radd: AND I WILL GIVE U A PRIZE!
HamiltonSwan9: SW33T
i is radd: OMG
i is radd: BUT NOW WE HAVE TO TALK MORE
i is radd: BECAUSE THAT'S AT THE END
HamiltonSwan9: OK
HamiltonSwan9: THESE CHIPS ARE STARTING TO TASTE GROSS
HamiltonSwan9: I LIKE THEM
HamiltonSwan9: BUT THEY ARE STARTING TO TASTE GROSS
i is radd: EW
i is radd: WUT FLAVOR ARE THEY?
HamiltonSwan9: CHEDDAR & SOUR CREAM
i is radd: OMG EW
HamiltonSwan9: THEY ARE GOOD
i is radd: THOSE ARE TOO CHEDDARY!
i is radd: AND SOUR CREAMY!
HamiltonSwan9: THATS THE POINT, SILLY
HamiltonSwan9: LOL
i is radd: I LIKE SALT AND VINEGAR
i is radd: OMG SO GUD.
HamiltonSwan9: YOU TELL ME I HAVE BAD TASTE IN CHIPS?
HamiltonSwan9: GROSS
HamiltonSwan9: OKAY
HamiltonSwan9: I ACTUALLY HAVE TO CLEAN MY ROOM NOW
i is radd: OMG
HamiltonSwan9: BECAUSE IM LEAVING TOMORROW
i is radd: FYNE
i is radd: OH NO!
HamiltonSwan9: WE WILL CHATAT LATER
i is radd: OK
HamiltonSwan9: ERR
HamiltonSwan9: I MEANT TO SAY
HamiltonSwan9: CHATATAT
i is radd: L8R
HamiltonSwan9: LIKE THAT BAND
i is radd: OMG
i is radd: LIKE
i is radd: OMG
HamiltonSwan9: I KNOW YOU LIKE THEM
i is radd: RATATAT!!
HamiltonSwan9: I AM NOT BIG
i is radd: DO U??
HamiltonSwan9: ON THEM
i is radd: :'(
HamiltonSwan9: BUT THEY ARE OK
HamiltonSwan9: ITS OKAY
HamiltonSwan9: DONT BE SAD
HamiltonSwan9: I JUST HAVENT LISTENED MUCH
HamiltonSwan9: MAYBE LATER
i is radd: LOL IM CRYING
i is radd: OK
i is radd: TTYL
HamiltonSwan9: DRY YOUR EYES GIRL
i is radd: OK
HamiltonSwan9: YES
HamiltonSwan9: OKAY
i is radd: GO CLEAN
HamiltonSwan9: LET ME GET THE FINAL WORD IN
i is radd: MAMMA'S BOY
HamiltonSwan9: BEFORE U POST
i is radd: LOLZ OK
HamiltonSwan9: I AM THINKING OF A FUNNY LAST WORD
i is radd: GO!!!
i is radd: LOLOL
HamiltonSwan9: OKAY
HamiltonSwan9: ITS NOT A WORD
i is radd: OMG WHY!
HamiltonSwan9: BUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE CALLED PAPARAZZI
HamiltonSwan9: HAS A CHARACTER NAMED BO LARAMIE
HamiltonSwan9: STUPIDEST NAME EVER
HamiltonSwan9: SO
HamiltonSwan9: THE FINAL WORDS ARE
i is radd: LOLOL
i is radd: GO!
i is radd: GO GO GO
HamiltonSwan9: BO LARAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HamiltonSwan9: BO LARAMIE!
HamiltonSwan9: and end
i is radd: OH NO I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING
i is radd: OH NO
HamiltonSwan9: OKAY
HamiltonSwan9: LOL
HamiltonSwan9: U CAN
i is radd: OK
i is radd: BYE GUYZ
i is radd: GO DANIEL
HamiltonSwan9: BO LARAMIE!

daniel's attention-grabbing pictures!

basketball!

doom 3!

doom 3 number 2!

FABIO, EMINEM, PRUNES, BASKETBALL, AND DOOM 3 ARE SERIOUS SUBJECTS, OK?. if you read all that, then wow. i love you. seriously. claim your prize already.

come on, now. i can be serious. really.

SUNDAY AFTERNOON.

2004-08-10T18:45:01Z

i finally got to hang out with seleenaaaa (grrsaidthetiger.) SHOUT OUT TO MAH HOMEGURL!!!1! 7 months is a very long time.

we shopped around brea again. went to tower records, and that was where seleena wet herself with morrissey glee. she bought me the jessica single (thank youuuu. LITTLE ADAM IS SO CUTE. HIS ACCENT. SO ADORABLE.), and i bought the hottest cassette tape ever. "only dance 1985-1989"...h3llz yah!

after tower, we went to starbucks and drank their water. seleena and i excitedly opened our purchases, and she proceeded to wet herself with moz glee again. this aging hipster sitting at the table next to ours asked her about her bowie pin. she's a very clever girl. hahahahsdf um. IT WAS FUNNY. YOU HAD TO BE THERE. my ratatat dolls made an appearance.

uhhhh then we had dinner at rubios. haha our dinner conversation was slightly creepy and gay. after dinner, seleena drove us back to her house and i went home. SADNESS.

SALINE.A, HURRY UP AND CLAIM http://www.seleenalovesmorrisseybuthesgaywtf.org ALREADY.

the article about nipple rings fascinated her. i prefer looking at "ROCKRGRL MAGAZINE" and ashlee simpson n00dz.

holy hell. sdfkljsdfkl.

we looked at posters. there was an abundance of bob marley and pornographic posters. TTLLY SWT.

carmen is just too much for seleena.

i "LENT A HAND"...ha.

SHE'S LEGAL. AND SHE LOVES PORN. WHAT A MAGICAL COMBINATION!

she sure loves her dawson. i mean. morrissey. OMGPLZDUNKILLME.

i sure love my b2k! my favorite b2k song is "grab her badonkadonk and drag it right hurr uh huh tru dat oh yeah." check it out sometime.

while walking back to her car, she found a dead rat. she told me to take a picture of it and I TOTALLY DID. do you like my dark poem?
u took my hart
and stomped on it
lyk u wud
stomp on a ded ratt
dye i h8 u!

said hipster. he was reading about the polyphonic spree.

this girl is cute.

WHOA THAT'S ME IN HER CAMERA!

totally opening the coolest tape ever.

totally molesting the moz.

d00d.

OLD LADY DRIVING.

this girl has so many mixtapes on her car floor. how emo. they would be emo-er if they were broken.

HI WE NEED TO HANG OUT AGAIN. <@$#*(&@#$)()(&&@#$

AND HOT DAMN THE NEW TED LEO IS SO AMAZINGLY GREAT. THANKS, I-SKETCH PARTNER. OMG OMG OMG. i only had two demos from his upcoming album (i loved them), and as soon as i heard the album version of "me and mia," i seriously died squealing. his voice is just so smooth and sjklsdfadaaaaaaaaa. the entire album is death. i love it.

hmmm. in other news, i have a flock of seagulls hair this morning. it's bad.

back.

2004-08-08T08:24:13Z

just got back tonight. i didn't even help bring in the luggage...i just ran upstairs and turned on the computer. don't tell me that my priorities aren't set straight!

i'm lazy and these pictures are big.

our trip. 9 states wowz!! we visited wayyyyy too many national parks.

independence monument. somewhere in colorado.

still in colorado. rocky mountain national park.

this kid had a yellow turd on his head. rocky mountain national park.

mt. rushmore, south dakota.

wannabe bikerz. THEY AIN'T THE REAL THING. we saw so so sooo many bikers. it was crazy. devils tower national monument, wyoming.

minerva palace or something, yellowstone national park, wyoming.

old faithful, is that you? yellowstone.

more yellowstone.

we got bored. yellerston3.

signs ordered us to stay on the trail. my dad is a rebel. craters of the moon, idaho.

i totally contributed to this bathroom wall. OMG GUESS WHAT I WROTE!!1 las vegas, nevada.

great. goodnight.

GET OUT YOUR SCISSORS AND GLUE.

2004-07-25T09:04:51Z

so tonight i went to kelley's birthday dinner. then i came home and got reallyyy bored. how did i solve this problem?

I MADE MY VERY OWN RATATATATTAT DOLLS. holy crap...it was extremely fun. try it sometime.

evan and mike went places tonight.

their show at the echo is 18+! wtf no!

ok goodnight.

wowzerz

2004-07-08T03:46:12Z

KEN UPDATE

26 days. $828,960.

i remember watching him on his first day. he answered a question with "what is rap, yo!" and at that moment, i knew that he was something special.

man i'm such a nerd.

pre-paid cellular REPREZENT.

2004-07-07T04:27:49Z

KEN UPDATE

25 days. $788,960. fsdakjlfs.

the man is a machine. the man also looks like a slimmer and younger version of dave thomas.

i see it.

i had my first driving lesson this morning. it was actually pretty fun. i wish i had a crazy story to tell (i ran over a squirrel! i hit a horse that was crossing the street! my instructor is a transvestite!), but no. i don't. sorry. i'm not a horrible driver and my instructor is a very manly man.

i have 5 gmail invitations. if you want one, let me know.

EVERYONE SAYS IT'S COOL. IT MUST BE TRUE!

have you seen this man?

2004-07-03T09:26:08Z

if you watch Jeopardy! (you're awesome...no sarcasm here), you probably recognize this man. his name is ken jennings, and he's the 2effing3 day champion. holy crap. WINNER.

i'm not kidding when i say that the most exciting part of my day is the 20 minutes i spend watching ken destroy his competition (haha shut up). seriously. so...since most of you don't watch the show, i will gladly keep you updated on ken's progress. WHY, THERE'S NO NEED TO THANK ME. CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, WILL YOU?

in other news, yesterday was fun. but the old guy who sat next to me in the movie theatre? he smelled like old. not fun.

pop.

2004-06-20T07:25:54Z

hi, my dad is great.

OMGWOW!FACT: HE LIKES BANANAS. A LOT.

i need to do so many things this summer, but i don't know where to start. i've been so lazy. thursday was productive, though. i got dressed and vacuumed my bathroom floor. ACCOMPLISHMENT!

letmepunchyou @ 2004-06-13T23:22:00

2004-06-14T06:30:08Z

http://www.highfashioncrimescene.com

i want to go check this out. sure, it's morbid, but it also looks extremely interesting.

letmepunchyou @ 2004-06-06T22:29:00

2004-06-07T05:40:54Z

what a boring weekend. seriously. this is what i've done all weekend. have i studied for finals? no. should i be worried? OH YES.

i like this shirt, though. it's yellow. and bright. but when i wear it, max looks like he's punching my boobs.

i don't know if i should add more, like a quote from the movie or something. sic transit gloria? i saved latin? love. expulsion. revolution. ? i'm not punching her breasts? i don't know. i like it the way it is, but i think it's a little plain. SUGGESTIONS, PLEASE. thanks.

that's what it looks like.

letmepunchyou @ 2004-05-24T22:07:00

2004-05-25T05:23:57Z

i can't write my secret machines review. i started at 6. it's now 10 something. crap.

oh. and.
let's encourage janelle to use the internet: dirty_pants
i made that for her today during our free 6th period. of course, she opposed the idea.
"this is lame! you suck!" hahah.

i want to go to bed. IT'S BS TIME!

hey kids...

2004-05-12T03:23:04Z

german safety films are fun AND educational!
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1000